H.E.A.R.T is the first group to stand loud and proud for 'environmental realism'. This dynamic and radical new attitude that differs from other forms of environmentalism by offering a definite solution to the problems of pollution, deforestation etc.
The theory of 'environmental realism' states that mankind is simply too destructive a species and will, if given the chance, ravage this beautiful world until there is nothing left. We here at H.E.A.R.T have faced up to this fact and so now call for all humans, whoever and wherever they may be, to blow themselves up for the good of the planet as soon as is possible.
Although this may sound like a radical tactic our scientists have calculated that this is the only possible way to prevent the extinction of various species and give nature a chance to recover. For creatures such as the six legged, arctic deer or the lesser spotted desert trout of Nairobi, it is too late, they are lost to us forever. We must exterminate ourselves now to prevent further such tragedies.
If you want to help us save the world's cute and furry creatures, and probably the ugly ones as well, not to mention their habitats, there are various ways you can help. You could just go out and blow yourself up today or, if you really care and want to make a significant difference, you could contact us and give us all your money first.*
For advice on how to rid the world of your polluting form or information on how you can help spread the message of 'environmental realism,' please contact us through this website @ I_A_A_T@hotmail.com , mentioning H.E.A.R.T in the subject line. Remember, on average each person who kills themselves helps three squirrels and a badger have a longer, happier life.
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