You know there's a lot of talk these days about terrorism as a means to an end and, let's face it, if you want media coverage there's no better way. Ask someone in the street who the world leaders in the terrorism industry are and they'll probably mention Al Qaeda or the middle east. Ask them what form terrorism takes and they'll no doubt mention explosives.
Well, as experienced advertising executives, we here at F.A.I.T.H have decided it's time to set the record straight. Quite obviously, if you're looking to impose your views on others, fear is the way to go. If you're looking to successfully impose your views on others through fear however, you need F.A.I.T.H.
Clearly Al-Qaeda and their peers have made a great deal of noise but how successful has their campaign really been? How many people from their target demographic have they convinced to adopt their ways? We advertisers in the west on the other hand, have been scaring people into spending money they haven't got an things they don't need for half a century.
The value of our combined experience is inestimable but these are just a few of the areas of expertise our consultancy offers:
tapping into fears
having had our finger on the social pulse for several decades, we know what concerns people and we know how to exploit it, F.A.I.T.H knows fear,
subtle terror
the immediate terror induced by suicide bombings has been shown fade over time and provoke a variety of counterproductive emotions such as bravery and self respect; the sign of a true professional is the ability to induce fear in the target without them being able to identify the source, F.A.I.T.H understands covert terror,
a smile goes a long way
our greatest achievement must surely be the relationship we have cultivated with our victims; despite the fact that we use every resource available to terrify the public so as to take their money, many of them actually show loyalty and even affection toward our clients and their products, F.A.I.T.H has mastered deception,
So if you have a way of life you'd like to impose on the rest of humanity, before you strap on the bomb just take a moment to think. A F.A.I.T.H consultant would present you with not only a wide selection of the latest terror methods but also the benefit of half a century of terror experience.
When you think about it, your beliefs are the only hope for mankind and F.A.I.T.H is the only hope for you. In the end then, not taking advantage of the services F.A.I.T.H has to offer is not only letting yourself but letting the rest of humanity down. Could you live with such a spectacular failure? Could your family?
So if you don't want your kids, and the rest of the world to hate you, then contact us through this website @ I_A_A_T@hotmail.com and mention F.A.I.T.H in the subject. We guarantee that we can turn people's fears and insecurities to your advantage and have them kiss your ass and say thank you afterwards, it's what we do. So get real, get serious, get F.A.I.T.H.