Are looking for a short term relationship with an understanding partner before making the ultimate sacrifice? More and more people are finding themselves in this position and H.U.M.P are here to help. We specialise in putting soon-to-be suicide bombers like you in contact with likeminded singles in your area.
Let's face it, however you dress it up, you're going to kill yourself and a whole lot of innocent people and the religious or political drives you need to make you capable of doing this are so intense and demanding it's only natural that you should need some support.
We here at H.U.M.P understand that time is a factor for you so the very moment we receive your email we will work tirelessly to provide you with at least one local introduction within two working days. Just email us through this website, mentioning H.U.M.P in the subject line, on I_A_A_T@hotmail.com .
If that promise weren't enough we are currently offering, for a limited time only, one free introduction for every two you pay for. And remember, besides the too-good-to-be-true 3 for 2 introductions, only at H.U.M.P, we'll also send you a copy of our popular handbook: 'Guide To Short Term Relationships For Suicide Bombers', absolutely free when you sign up.*
So don't waste what little time you have left on your own, contact H.U.M.P today and make the most of the days between today and your senseless act of mass murder.
(* 'Guides' subject to availability)